Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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