I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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