I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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