he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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