is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Naked. naked and bneed help.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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