I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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