Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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