went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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