so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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