Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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