But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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