I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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