just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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