Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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