glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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