East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
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is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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