idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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