you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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