i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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