About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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