the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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