I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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