Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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