You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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