nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
