She said her name was "party"
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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