I CAN MOONWALK!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
