I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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