I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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