let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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