ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Someone shattered a urinal.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I believe in your delicious
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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