I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I CAN MOONWALK!
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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