I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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