when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
It's blow job season.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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