ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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