I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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