I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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