Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize