I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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