We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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