North Korea, Best Korea!
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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