what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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