just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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