I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Success! We fucked roommates!
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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