i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
if i died would you start the facebook group?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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