she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Randomize