I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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