He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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