i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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