you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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