I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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