dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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