he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.