We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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