I want to make a zoo with you.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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