Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just found puke in my bra..
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
did i just pee glitter
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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