ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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