He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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